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Sex Joke.

A guy is
near the
end of his
senior
year in high school.
Unfortunately,
he still has to share a room with his
younger
brother who is only 9
years
old.




One night, he decides to bring his
girlfriend home
for a little fun.
They
have bunk beds and the guy notices that
his little
brother is already
asleep
on the lower bunk, so he and his
girlfriend climb
up
to the top bunk.
As you
might expect things start to heat up.






The guy remembers that his little brother
is
sleeping below so he tells
his
girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants
it
harder and "tomato" if
she
wants a new position.







Lettuce!!!























Tomato!!!





















Lettuce!!!
























Tomato!!!
























Lettuce!!!





















Tomato!!!






















She screams.



















Lettuce!!!




























Tomato!!!
















Whoa!!!
















PULL IT OUT!!!














PULL IT OUT NOW!!!











I can't get pregnant!












Then the little brother shouts up,
"Hey, would you guys stop making
sandwiches up there! You're getting
mayonnaise
all over my
face!!!

Posted on 05/17/2007 8:34 PM Visits: 24
crims0n: 05/18/2007 2:47 PM
LOL
luvjug92: 05/20/2007 6:40 PM
lmfao this is hallarious
darkrain: 05/23/2007 8:42 PM
I know, so was I; it's so stupid yet funny.
listen2mychem: 05/28/2007 11:34 AM
ohhh god thats soo gross! but really funny
darkrain: 05/28/2007 11:36 AM
I know; my dad was craking up when he read this.
migure: 07/31/2007 5:09 PM
lol, i've heard that before, but it's still funny.
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